Right, we've all experienced it before, you know your right (hell, it might even be you thats the drunk[er] one) They *think* thier right. This means that, obviously, you need to win in a delicate battle of mindpower and strategical thinking. After a few beers, most people concieve themselves as invincible and some sort of omnipotent being who could not possibly be flawed. Here Mr.Character explains everything you need to have in your metaphorical arsenal to defeat a drunkard in an argument:
1) The louder you talk, the better, use this to your advantage
2) Mention the same one point repeatedly, i repeat, mention the same one point repeatedly. After 5 or so repeats the drunk may (or may not) finally be able to grasp what it is you are trying to get across to them. Even if its a silly, obvious argument like "the capital of england is definately london" you always have to mention the same one point repeatedly.
3) Be patronising. This will, firstly, work to your advantage if there happen to be any onlookers and secondly gives you the moral high ground.
4) Never let them think you agree on a subpoint. This can make them think they're right about everything, even if they are right, a good use of vocabulary can be used to prove that they're wrong.
5) Never, EVER, walk away. This means they win - and you don't want that.
6) Overexaggerate EVERYTHING.
7) The key to arguments is being right in the first place. Try to do that.
And remember: All your carefully worded arguments are falling on deaf ears.
Lol, great advice. Following :D
ReplyDeletePFFT wow. I will have to try this and see how long it takes for the drunk person to take a swing at me. Lol. Supporting!!!
ReplyDeleteGood advice, wish I had read this before last Friday lol :P
ReplyDeleteI am always right and drunk. :D
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ReplyDeleteok i will try today :D let's see what will happen :D
ReplyDeleteHehe, going to try this next time I go clubbing
ReplyDeleteThis might be helpful
ReplyDeleteShowing my daily support it would be awesome if you returned the favor!
ReplyDeletewill definitely try this!
ReplyDeleteWhy even bother?
ReplyDeletehahaha xD
ReplyDeleteROFL!
ReplyDeleteTried it once... the whole list is definitely true.
Bad part is...many people are just as unresponsive without the help of booze...
hahahah i use to argue with drunks alot now i just walk away
ReplyDeleteHehe always a challenge!!
ReplyDeleteMade me lol, so found myself in most of them.
ReplyDeleteInteresting points.
ReplyDeletevery useful!
ReplyDeletekeep on posting this!
Rofl, just thought about how that would turn out when doing it ^_^.
ReplyDeletehaha good tips im gonna use this...
ReplyDeletefollowing keep up the good posts
drunks can be very unpredictable :P
ReplyDeleteGreat advice!
ReplyDeleteThank you for these great tips. they will soon become very usefull
ReplyDeleteGot any tips for how to communicate from a drunk to a drunk :P?
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